Cummings Excuse Set Free

Windrush
June 28, 2020
Donald Trump and Boris Johnson
The Terrible Twins
June 28, 2020

Cummings Excuse Set Free

Cummings Excuse Set Free

Cummings Excuse Set Free

I had to hold a huge party,
To put my mind at rest,
I thought I’d have a test
To lift the worry from my chest
I may have become antisocial
And also tea-total.

I found I hadn’t changed at all.
Alcohol didn’t make me fall,
All my friends came to call.
We embraced at the door,
They said they loved me even more,
When we happily broke, the Cummings law.